Goat Simulator 3

It’s difficult to wrap your brain around the masterpiece that is Goat Simulator 3. The game is pure chaos, and follows none of the usual conventions of gaming. While it is called a ‘Goat Simulator 3’ it’s unlikely you will ever meet a goat as insane as the ones inhabiting this game.

Rules are few and far between, with points being given out for everything you blow up or even lick a whole lot. You can send pigs into space with jetpacks or make rhinos skateboard. There’s no real rhyme or reason to what you can do in this game, and chaos is the rule.

Multiplayer

Goat Simulator 3 has a lot to do and explore, but it just wouldn’t be as fun without friends. The good news is the developers know that goats are herd animals and need other goats to be happy. The game allows for 4 player co-op, both locally and online. With any luck, you’ll never be alone.

7 different mini-games

You and your friends can engage in 7 different mini-games, and there’s a lot of flexibility around when and where they can be played. If you choose to play an insane game of Hoofball in the middle of the street, be prepared for it to end spectacularly by a car running you over. The developers have gone through fantastic effort to make sure that you can physically interact with (not to mention destroy) everything in the game.

Sandbox style gameplay

The game has its missions and games, but the point of the game is in its creativity. You are free to roam around the island of San Angora, make friends, and headbutt just about anyone. It’s a huge upgrade from the original Goat Simulator with fewer glitches and 25 hours of hardcore gaming content.

If you’re curious—there is no Goat Simulator 2. The developers simply thought it would be funny, and in line with the games unique brand of humor, to skip chronological order when creating this game.

Graphics do the Job

In a game like Goat Simulator 3, even terrible graphics would probably somehow fit in. The graphics in this latest upgrade to Goat Simulator are actually pretty good however, with plenty of details in the background, and awesome special effects. The goats still look a bit—strange—but then again if you’re an Alien Goat that has the ability to grow people’s heads to absolutely enormous size, maybe that’s normal.

This game also comes with a generous number of skins for your goat, so if you feel like being even sillier you can.

Pros:

• Hilarious and chaotic fun
• Hours of gameplay
• Sandbox style gaming

Cons:

• None known at this time