Secret Of The Magic Crystals
In Secret Of The Magic Crystals you are a farmer. A horse farmer. You farm horses. It's like agriculture, but with more meat and less veg. That could be a euphemism. I'm not really sure at this point. It's all gone a bit wrong for me. You see, I have a unicorn called Lyndsey. I'm not sure why. Nor am I certain of Lyndsey's gender. To add to my confusion, Lyndsey's arrival leads me to the inescapable conclusion that my stables are capable of immaculate conception. I didn't buy Lyndsey, nor did I plant a horse seed and grow Lyndsey in my nonexistent horse fields. And yet, there was Lyndsey.
Lyndsey wasn't always a unicorn -the horn appeared about five minutes after Lyndsey's emergence from the stable, at which point Lyndsey suddenly mutated into a'fully grown horse. Or unicorn. Whatever.
Now I've got to buy magic crystals for my unicorn, along with potions and horseshoes and all sorts of other objects with which to train and decorate my equine friend.
Sometimes I send Lyndsey out to race or do chores around the village. When she's gone, a clock appears that you can look at. When she returns, I can watch her clop around the corral. I can also choose to breed her to get more horses - an event that's needlessly and explicitly rendered in horrific, thrusting, damp and cacophonic detail.
That last part isn't true. You never get to see the horses do it. You can, however, brush the horses.
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