Supermarket Security Simulator

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a game by Pigeon-G
Platform: PC (2023)
Editor Rating: 8/10, based on 1 review
User Rating: 10.0/10 - 3 votes
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Supermarket Security Simulator
Supermarket Security Simulator
Supermarket Security Simulator
Supermarket Security Simulator

Have you ever found yourself daydreaming about what really goes on behind the scenes at your local supermarket? No? Me neither. Well, let me tell you – Supermarket Security Simulator will shatter any illusions you have about the peaceful, orderly nature of grocery shopping.

From the moment I fired up this game, I was thrust into a whirlwind of chaos and absurdity that can only be described as a retail worker's worst nightmare… or twisted fantasy, depending on your perspective. As the newly hired security guard, my job was straightforward: maintain order and ensure a seamless shopping experience for customers. Yeah, right.

The Days of Our Hyper-Capitalist Lives

The opening tutorial set the tone perfectly, introducing you to the unhinged supermarket manager who's more concerned with profits than customer satisfaction. And let's not forget the "colorful" collection of clients, always ready to make your day harder. Stealing will be the least of your worries when dealing with the rowdy clientele.

It's a hilariously bleak parody of modern consumer culture that had me chuckling from the get-go. In fact, everything from the game's presentation to how it uses humor to get its point across reminded me of another of my gaming guilty pleasures: Postal 2. Sure the violence is not as bonkers here, but the absurdity reaches similar levels.

Embrace the Mayhem

Once the gameplay begins, you'll quickly realize that laughter is a coping mechanism for the sheer pandemonium that awaits. Shoplifters, rowdy children, and even armed robbers become your daily adversaries, forcing you to juggle a myriad of tasks simultaneously. One moment, you're apprehending a sticky-fingered grandma; the next, you're tasering a rampaging teenager who's treating the snack aisle like an all-you-can-eat buffet.

It's a deliciously over-the-top parody of retail life that draws clear inspiration from the likes of Postal 2 and even the cult classic My Summer Car. But what sets Supermarket Security Simulator apart is its surprising attention to detail when it comes to the more mundane aspects of the job.

The Grind is Real

Monitoring security cameras, restocking shelves, and cleaning up spills become integral parts of your routine, lending an unexpected layer of realism to the proceedings. It's a testament to the developers' commitment to capturing the essence of retail work, even as they crank the absurdity to 11.

And let's not forget the intense moments of high-stakes action that punctuate the grind. Armed robberies and full-blown riots will have you reaching for your trusty taser and nightstick, ready to dispense some good old-fashioned supermarket justice. It's a gameplay loop that's equal parts hilarious and challenging, keeping you on your toes from start to finish.

8

Supermarket Security Simulator is a delightfully chaotic and endlessly entertaining experience that never takes itself too seriously. While it may not be the most polished or technically impressive game out there, its ability to blend absurd humor with challenging gameplay makes it a standout title in the simulation genre.

Pros:

  • Absurdly hilarious premise and writing
  • Challenging and diverse gameplay loop
  • Surprisingly accurate depiction of the retail work grind

Cons:

  • Some bugs and technical issues here and there
  • Gameplay can get repetitive in long sessions
  • A few Spanish jokes get lost in translation

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System requirements:

  • PC compatible
  • Operating systems: Windows 10/Windows 8/Windows 7/2000/Vista/WinXP

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